Slashdot PT Cruiser Spotted In the Wild 94
You may remember the Slashdot PT Cruiser if you've been around long enough. You might even wonder what fate befell it. You can sleep comfortably tonight for it has been spotted alive and seemingly well in Walnut Creek.
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No, it was indeed the Slashdot Pre-Teen Cruiser. Naked petrified Natalie Portman approved. Comes a lifetime of hot grits down your pants.
Oh, and I love this item from the old Slashdot FAQ: [morrissey-solo.com]
At least it wasn't an Aztek (Score:3)
PT Cruiser... that's one step up from the Pontiac Aztek at least.
Re:At least it wasn't an Aztek (Score:5, Insightful)
PT Cruiser... that's one step up from the Pontiac Aztek at least.
Years back when I blew a heater hose on California 17, heading home from Santa Clara, I chatted with the tow truck driver. "Which cars do you tow the most?" "Oh, PT cruisers, I get a couple every day, they break down a lot." I'm sure they have the issues sorted by now, but tow truck drivers area great people to ask about what not to buy at the present.
In Germany... (Score:5, Informative)
You have the ADAC, the national automobile club. They have yellow cars and trucks running up and down the roads constantly, and in a breakdown you call them and get helped fairly fast. They publish a yearly list of the cars they have to rescue the most. It's more helpful than any other metric of reliability. It's like getting that tow truck driver advice from most of the tow truck drivers in the country at one time.
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None of those are among the most popular brands of car in Germany.
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It's also important to factor in the number of miles driven by each model of car. For example, if the data said car A broke down twice as much as car B, you would think car B is better. If car A was actually driven a combined mileage that was 10x car B's mileage, car A would have less break downs per mile driven.
One of the biggest myths in buying a car is that mileage matters.
Mileage is by no means an indication of reliablity. A car with more KM's on the clock may be more unreliable as a car with half the KM's because it's been looked after. The biggest indication when buying a used car for reliability is the service history. A car that is regularly serviced, gets parts replaced when needed, has had all the oil/brakes/belts changed on time is going to be more reliable than a car that hasn't but has half the K's
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I thought you were going to tell us about the time you blew a seal.
Or was that a walrus?
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I thought you were going to tell us about the time you blew a seal. Or was that a walrus?
Just fix the damn thing and leave his private life outta this, OK, Pal?
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I thought you were going to tell us about the time you blew a seal.
No, it was just ice cream.
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You'll have to get him drunker than that to hear the story.
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I was told something similar about Ford/Mercury Sables a few years back. I think it has a lot to do with how many of the cars were sold in a given year, and how long that model can expect before a break down. If there were a LOT of PT Cruisers sold in a given year, and we could expect a 5 year average (for example) before a significant malfunction, then in that 5th year tow truck drivers would see a significant number of PT Cruisers on their hoists - regardless of the quality of the vehicle.
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I chatted with the tow truck driver. "Which cars do you tow the most?" "Oh, PT cruisers, I get a couple every day, they break down a lot."
I'd never touch a PT cruiser because they're ugly as sin. Lets ignore the pissweak engine.
But they're unreliable too.
I once saw a PT Cruiser Cabriolet, the one thing you can do to make the worlds ugliest car even uglier, is chop the roof off.
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Babe Magnet Deluxe if ever I saw one!
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PT Cruiser... that's one step up from the Pontiac Aztek at least.
The Aztek: what happens when a Grand Prix gets crushed by a falling Sunfire.
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Hey, at least the Aztek was trying to do something different, even if it didn't "click" with car buyers. I consider it a much more interesting vehicle than the boring, ugly, and utterly generic CUVs that now roam the streets.
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PT Cruiser... that's one step up from the Pontiac Aztek at least.
Nope, a step down...
The Aztek was just ugly, much like the Nissan Cube, but was fairly reliable. The PT Cruiser, on the other hand, was the cheapest piece-o-cr4p. Shortly after they first came out, I rented one while in Florida for a day before we went on a cruise. It was like riding in a tin can.
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PT Cruiser... that's one step up from the Pontiac Aztek at least.
Nope, a step down...
The Aztek was just ugly, much like the Nissan Cube, but was fairly reliable. The PT Cruiser, on the other hand, was the cheapest piece-o-cr4p. Shortly after they first came out, I rented one while in Florida for a day before we went on a cruise. It was like riding in a tin can.
My assessment of the Fiat 500. People think they are 'cute'. They don't like to do 80, so not your best before any state with that limit on the highways. Noisy, too.
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Draws crowds... who then run away when they see the new layout, saving them the realization that they can't understand half the headlines, let alone TFS, TFA, or any of the acronyms...
(not very low emissions, the PT cruiser has dreadful mileage for its size)
Re:Ugly (Score:5, Informative)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F... [wikipedia.org]
Re:Ugly (Score:5, Funny)
Please put a warning when you're posting links like that, some of us are at work.
Westley (Princess Bride) put it best (Score:2)
"Dear God, what is that thing?!"
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The PT Cruiser is the ugliest vehicle ever made, hands down.
Then it's appropriate that my ex-wife got her purple PT Cruiser as part of the divorce settlement.
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It's a pretty ugly vehicle, but there's some tough competition for "ever made". Even if you only count mass-produced cars.
http://www.edmunds.com/car-rev... [edmunds.com]
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Anything by Scion should be in that list, especially the xB.
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AMC Gremlin
AMC Pacer
Almost anything else ever made by AMC . . .
Although I have to admit I never thought I'd see an uglier vehicle mass produced than the Gremlin, the Fiat 500 is probably the most hideous thing I've seen on the highway. Perfect car for Jennifer Lopez to hype.
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Sadly I remember this (Score:2)
Can we have a new contest to reimburse the owner and bury this sad memory once and for all? I nominate the Atari ET graveyard for a proper disposal facility myself.
Not what Slashdot drives, but what drives Slashdot (Score:4, Interesting)
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But...that's...that's GPL!!! You want them to release code instead of making their new Beta version a handy proprietary Slashdot-only box!? Why, that's insane! That's heresy!
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Even if it was GPL ... Slashdot is a web application and doesn't redistribute code, yes? How does the GPL help?
Slashcode, the web application that runs Slashdot, is GPL'd and for awhile there were a lot of other websites running their own tweaked versions. There was a Japanese version, there was MacSlash, etc. You can still download Slashcode, install it on your own web server, and run your own discussion site with it.
I don't know if there are any sites still using the code, seeing as how it hasn't been updated in ages, and much newer options are available - for example Reddit's code is open source and you could use
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how they managed to write commenting logic that allows weird unicode symbol drawing, but chews up wikipedia links i have no idea. also I prefer non-editable non-deletable comments but that is more personal preference than technical prowess
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reddit's vote logic isn't very good, by allowing unlimited up and down voting it promotes groupthink and circlejerking far more than slashcode
Completely agree.
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Slashcode, the web application that runs Slashdot, is GPL'd and for awhile there were a lot of other websites running their own tweaked versions. There was a Japanese version, there was MacSlash, etc.
The Japanese version is still going at http://slashdot.jp/ [slashdot.jp] . :)
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Moreover, I'm sure Dice owns the copyright on the source code so they don't have to comply with the GPL anyway.
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Surely you recall it was like pulling teeth to get Malda to post even that much code.
I see it now and then (Score:3)
I grew up close to Walnut Creek so I'm in the area periodically and I've seen the PT Cruiser now and then. I'm pretty sure it's green though. The picture makes it look blue!
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So his face becomes the same color as the Slashdot PT Cruiser. Duh.
I saw it in El Cerrito (Score:4, Informative)
About a year ago: http://www.flickr.com/photos/9... [flickr.com]
Like any good geek car, it was parked near a brewpub:
http://www.elevation66.com/ [elevation66.com]
http://www.flickr.com/photos/9... [flickr.com]
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Naw, that's a dupe, a sloshdot tradition that extends to vehicles.
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PT Crapper (Score:1)
Ended up renting the PT Cruiser a couple of times, while on work trips, and hated them... they really should be called the PT Crapper.
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At Walnut Creek? (Score:4, Funny)
So, is it used to cart CD-ROMs around?
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At Walnut Creek? So, is it used to cart CD-ROMs around?
I'm sure I still have that purple Aminet CD kicking around somewhere...
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The sherrif is nearer.
PT Cruiser? (Score:5, Funny)
No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. [wikipedia.org] Lame.
Oh yeah, I remember. (Score:1)
It was hard to browse at -1 for awhile without seeing dozens upon dozens of
CRUISIN' FOR PRETEENS IN MY SLASHDOT PT CRUISER!
I thought I'd forgotten that particular troll.
Wow (Score:2)
There are actually 7+ year old PT Cruisers still on the road?