It's 9:30 am. Your specially programmed Wake-Me-Up nymphbot crawls on top of your sleeping body and begins to wiggle in an attempt to wake you up. Sleepily, you press a snooze button embedded in the interior of your right index finger, and she returns to sleep mode, snuggling warmly on top of you. Another ten minutes go by, and she again wiggles, this time more vigourously, in an attempt to get you to rise.
I read all the way to the end hoping to get to the nymphomaniac fembot or the cloned and imprinted sex-kitten
And unfortunately, due to U.N. restrictions on human-derived cell lines (plus predilections of certain Japanese otaku scientists), your sex-kittens are literally derived from engineered Felis catus genetic material.
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It's 9:30 am. Your specially programmed Wake-Me-Up nymphbot crawls on top of your sleeping body and begins to wiggle in an attempt to wake you up. Sleepily, you press a snooze button embedded in the interior of your right index finger, and she returns to sleep mode, snuggling warmly on top of you. Another ten minutes go by, and she again wiggles, this time more vigourously, in an attempt to get you to rise.
Re: (Score:2)
I read all the way to the end hoping to get to the nymphomaniac fembot or the cloned and imprinted sex-kitten
And unfortunately, due to U.N. restrictions on human-derived cell lines (plus predilections of certain Japanese otaku scientists), your sex-kittens are literally derived from engineered Felis catus genetic material.
In other words, A cat is fine, too. [knowyourmeme.com]