I feel silly for getting concerned when that pulse stuff started showing up in the sidebar. Clearly things are heading in a good direction:)
For the first question I’d like to know how my organization can best leverage Oracle’s EJB technology to obtain the rapid and simplified development of distributed, transactional, secure and portable applications that we are looking for in our growing business.
by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Wednesday December 07, 2011 @09:27AM (#38289874)
You'd best start synergizing as soon as possible or your cloud initiative will fail to leverage your business intelligence paradigm and we all know what happens then,
But, whatever you do, don't panic. Oracle professional services, in conjunction with the talent acquired in the Sun buyout, is standing by and ready to address your every business need.
Blue-skying this kind of methodographical paradigmitricism is really how this agilified industry really stays one step ahead of the curve. I really think we should interoperlesce our independemutual idearification thought-shower processes to better extramanipulify our squazzoreadibility enfungusifierated lolipopsiclewafer technology.
For the first question I’d like to know how my organization can best leverage Oracle’s EJB technology to obtain the rapid and simplified development of distributed, transactional, secure and portable applications that we are looking for in our growing business.
Hey this question is loaded! How do you know that you could not achieve your goals with a different Oracle technology?
Little known fact about Middle Earth: The Hobbits had a very sophisticated
computer network! It was a Tolkien Ring...
And I was worried (Score:5, Funny)
I feel silly for getting concerned when that pulse stuff started showing up in the sidebar. Clearly things are heading in a good direction :)
For the first question I’d like to know how my organization can best leverage Oracle’s EJB technology to obtain the rapid and simplified development of distributed, transactional, secure and portable applications that we are looking for in our growing business.
Re:And I was worried (Score:5, Funny)
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The hard ones require you to spend more time listening to people who use excessive buzzwords .. which isn't good for anyone ;p
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Re:And I was worried (Score:5, Funny)
You'd best start synergizing as soon as possible or your cloud initiative will fail to leverage your business intelligence paradigm and we all know what happens then,
But, whatever you do, don't panic. Oracle professional services, in conjunction with the talent acquired in the Sun buyout, is standing by and ready to address your every business need.
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Blue-skying this kind of methodographical paradigmitricism is really how this agilified industry really stays one step ahead of the curve. I really think we should interoperlesce our independemutual idearification thought-shower processes to better extramanipulify our squazzoreadibility enfungusifierated lolipopsiclewafer technology.
Let me know what you think!
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I think that brainless MBA down the hallway from me just jizzed his pants because he read your post and thought those were actual buzzwords.
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I think that brainless MBA down the hallway from me just jizzed his pants because he read your post and thought those were actual buzzwords.
Is there a "Poe's Law" for business jargon?
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Let me know what you think!
Congratulations. You have just won the internet.
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For the first question I’d like to know how my organization can best leverage Oracle’s EJB technology to obtain the rapid and simplified development of distributed, transactional, secure and portable applications that we are looking for in our growing business.
Hey this question is loaded! How do you know that you could not achieve your goals with a different Oracle technology?