Some are actually unintentionally insightful. I love "Security Hole For Security Hole" - I've seen that one way too many times in real life.;) "Black Hole Proposed" - Yep, been at meetings like that at work as well;) "Building a Top 100 Company For Mars" - I think Musk wrote that one;) "Computer Computer Computer Computer Software" sounds like a Balmer speech. "Scientists Discover Free Wi-Fi Store In the US" sounds like The Onion. "Microsoft Slashdot: How To Build a Bad Privacy For Windows 10" - Done and done. "IBM Moves to The Matrix" - Also happened long ago. "Ask Slashdot: Do We Want To Be the Computers?" - Yes. Yes we do.
>> "Computer Computer Computer Computer Software" sounds like a Balmer speech.
That could make sense in the same way Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo [...] does;
A Computer Computer (aka. VM) Computer (a.i. calculates/codes) Computer Software.
"Computer Finds Court Broke Math For Secret Company" - Happens all the time "Apple vs. Biology Details" - Just a court case waiting to happen "Mac OS X Accused of the Business" - I accuse them of "the business" all the time... "Sexual Security To Allow Australia" - Is definitely an "in soviet russia joke", though I thought they only scanned headlines
I've had a "black hole" propose several things to me. I usually try to explain why it's a bad idea, there's a much simpler way, or why it won't work altogether, before I bow my head, say "yes boss...." and get to work.
3D-printed baby? (Score:5, Funny)
What?
Re:3D-printed baby? (Score:5, Interesting)
Some are actually unintentionally insightful. I love "Security Hole For Security Hole" - I've seen that one way too many times in real life. ;) ;) ;)
"Black Hole Proposed" - Yep, been at meetings like that at work as well
"Building a Top 100 Company For Mars" - I think Musk wrote that one
"Computer Computer Computer Computer Software" sounds like a Balmer speech.
"Scientists Discover Free Wi-Fi Store In the US" sounds like The Onion.
"Microsoft Slashdot: How To Build a Bad Privacy For Windows 10" - Done and done.
"IBM Moves to The Matrix" - Also happened long ago.
"Ask Slashdot: Do We Want To Be the Computers?" - Yes. Yes we do.
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That could make sense in the same way Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo [...] does; A Computer Computer (aka. VM) Computer (a.i. calculates/codes) Computer Software.
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There are many more quite (un)real ones:
"Computer Finds Court Broke Math For Secret Company" - Happens all the time
"Apple vs. Biology Details" - Just a court case waiting to happen
"Mac OS X Accused of the Business" - I accuse them of "the business" all the time...
"Sexual Security To Allow Australia" - Is definitely an "in soviet russia joke", though I thought they only scanned headlines
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